Walked into the computer lab, and saw this.
Visual Representation of $1 Trillion.
Hello yes we are 17 of that in debt god bless America
I love how they just fucking throw that last domino.
WAIT DID SOMEONE THROW A DOMINO AT IT BECAUSE THAT ONE PART DIDNT FALL IM DYiNG
A World Globe Made Out of Thousands of Individually Painted Matchsticks
part of me appreciates the art and part of me wants to set it on fire
Some people just want to watch the world burn.
I was at the mall today and overheard this dude talking to two lesbian chicks. I hear him ask, “So which one of you is the guy in your relationship?” And the one girl looks into her pants and says, “It’s not me. How bout you? Are you hiding a dick in there?” Then her girlfriend looks in her pants and says, “Nope, I’m not.” Then the first chick looks at the dude and says, “Hmmm, guess that’s why we are lesbians.” And then I lost my shit.
So for one of my choir concerts we’re singing the cup song, and we’re not allowed to say “whiskey” gd so my choir teacher started singing “two bottles of children’s tears for the way”
best choir teacher ever