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broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

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overthelunaa:

Got my legs waxed and the lady cried at hugged me cause the amount of old scars she had to wax over on my legs.

Weird, but touching moment

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lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

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At least in a coma, Oliver is safe from you

Asked by Anonymous

He asked to see me when he woke up and you’re just a twat :)

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This is all your fault. You did this to him

Asked by Anonymous

How? Who the hell is this?

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I fucking hope Oliver dies

Asked by Anonymous

You’re a piece of shit :)

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hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

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Zoom its-super-who-time:

sthgouht-gnirednaw:

sueanoi:

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

leaves are green

light is bright

sugar is sweet

tomatoes are red

its-super-who-time:

sthgouht-gnirednaw:

sueanoi:

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

leaves are green

light is bright

sugar is sweet

tomatoes are red

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